My Very Own Wolverine: Jay

Jay...
He means so much to me. He's like my brother. I can talk to him about anything. Whether it be guys, girlie things or just something random.
I can rant for an hour about a video game and as soon as I stop, he'd start.
I just don't know what I'd do without him sometimes. He's like my lifeline...or rather, the guy stupid enough to jump in the Jaw infested water to wrestle the gigantic shark while I get away and laugh as I turn to see the sight.

We met a long time ago. We rp'd for a bit and then...he disappeared off the rader. Then, later on, he appeared online on my friends list on messenger. And now...he's the major reason I try to log on each and every day. I spend my mornings and afternoons pondering about what we'll talk about. But it never fails, we talk about everything I imagined and then some. It's like...he doesn't care how weird I am, or how stupid I can be at times.

If I want to rant about something twice in one day, he listens instead of telling me he's already heard it. And that alone means so much to me. No...the thing that means the most to me about him is just that he's there, always. He's busy in college now and he still finds the time to come online and make my day worthwhile.

It's odd. But I love this super fucking awesome dude so much and I'd do anything for him. I'd bitch slap the pope, kidnap Carson Daly(??) and even run though any town in any state wearing a coconut bra and grass skirt yelling, "I GOT A LOVELY BUNCH OF COCONUTS...DIDDLY DIDDLY!" Yes...a rather disturbing sight that would probably end with me getting one of those great jackets that let me hug myself. ^.^ I love hugging myself...

But...it's not only the fact that I can tell him anything but the fact that he cracks me up. Most people I know won't play along with stupid, random messages on yahoo. They usually send an "...what?" message. But not him. He goes with it and sometimes...what we come up with...is disturbingly funny.

So, Jay, you're the first person I blogged about in the blog dedicated to the people I love more then anything in the world. I appreciate all the time you've spent listening to this crazy bitch rant and rave, all the times you checked your email and patiently downloaded all the sims 2 pics I've sent and...Jay? Thank you, for being there, period.

Love you like a brother.


~One of those said Disturbingly Funny convos, fresh off the Press~
Dark: I can't beleive you!
Jay: what?
Dark: you....STOLE MY WALLET!
Dark: how could you?
Jay: i gave it back....sorta
Jay: aww
Dark:
Jay: ...you want to get some taco bell?
Dark: .....you don't know anything about me!!!! I HATE taco bell!!!! I hate you!!!! I WANT A E-DIVORCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jay:
Dark: besides...I've been IM'ing the gardner
Jay: O.O
Jay: you bitch!!!!
Dark: we're in love....true love! he'd NEVER take me to taco bell!
Dark: i know you are but what am I?
Jay: you die now
Jay: ....fuck she's got me there
Dark: that's another secret I've been keeping...I'm....already dead. I'm....a corpse
Jay: actually i already knew that...but...i still loved you
Dark: liar!
Jay: i don't care if you're dead and rotting and...slightly decomposed
Dark: ....really?
Jay: its your cold unbeating heart that i care about
Dark: ahhh...how romantic!
Jay: *grabs you* kiss me my corspe sugar baby

An Silent Introduction(if you ignore the screams)

I decided to start a new blog. I don't know why though, no one reads any of them. I guess it's just a nice outlet for me sometimes. So it doesn't really matter.
Back to the topic, this blog is dedicated to all the people in my life I love dearly.

A toast, if you will, to all the people who love me well, the rest can go to hell.